I'm like the protagonist in every romantic comedy, except my life seems to be stuck in the blooper reel. Trust me when I say I can recite every single line from my favorite rom-com because I believe in a happily ever after. My beliefs don't align with my reality, because I keep attracting frogs disguised as princes. Who haven't I dated? The commitment phone who vanished after telling me he loved me? Check. The self-absorbed person who wanted me to pay for their groceries when I came over to eat pasta? Check. The emotionally unavailable person who couldn't hold my hand after 4 months? Check.
Despite my best efforts to find my man, I keep finding myself in rom-com cliches gone wrong. My heart is a magnet for the wrong kind of attention, but I'm hopeful, and I refuse to give up. In the meantime, to make myself feel better, I scroll through the most entertaining 'dating a red flag' stories, so if you're in the same boat, go ahead and scroll down.
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